SO, SHALL WE BEGIN?
Basically I like older men and I'm not entirely sure how that happened.


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shutupringa:

steven moffat explaining his writing to doctor who fans

53 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 69,823 notes

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

1 hour ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 62,849 notes

ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

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2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 49,151 notes
jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

3 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 90,352 notes

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

4 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 485,362 notes

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

5 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 268,588 notes

kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 1,316 notes

tony-and-loki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

17 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 63,159 notes

greenleefs:

life would be 99% better if the lord of the rings soundtrack played in the background

18 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 16,242 notes

themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

 [here]

THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 300,400 notes
zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

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20 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 17,868 notes
21 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 65,882 notes

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

22 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 109,814 notes
sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

Horse: Oh god man

Granny: Take me now

Lady: I mustn’t look

Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

Mother: Don’t look children

Guy: *ded*

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

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Horse: Oh god man

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Granny: Take me now

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Lady: I mustn’t look

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Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

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Mother: Don’t look children

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Guy: *ded*

22 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 13,621 notes

cherrychublicious92:

clockingcreativity:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a

YOU’RE NOT HELPING.

23 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 39,308 notes